The Hottest Hunks of Horror, #7
#7: Rodney Eastman as Joey Crusel in Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors.
He was in NOES part 4, also, but I’m not counting that one, largely due to the lameness of that film’s script and the largeness of Rodney’s mullet.
In Dream Warriors (the second best film of the series, second only to the original) Rodney plays Joey, a sweet, cute, mute teen locked in a nuthouse. But it’s one of those nuthouses for teens-whose-parents-don’t-understand-them, not the kind with real crazy people. So you’re probably thinking: Cute, sweet, AND he can’t talk? What more could a girl want?!
Get off my man, Nancy!!
Not too much more. Except maybe a little more of the gray matter. Joey doesn’t seem to be the sharpest tool in the shed, considering Freddy trapped him in EXACTLY the same way in both movies. Joey, Joey…if you see a half-naked blond woman trying to lure you away from safety with the false promise of sexual adventures…run!
But anyway, his sweetness and vulnerability melted the icy exterior of this horror maiden, I can tell you. In fact, show me a woman who doesn’t love Joey Crusel, and I’ll show you a heartless wench.
Wassa matter, Joey? Skank got your tongue?
Here’s to you, Joey: not too bright, but always loved.
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20 opinions for The Hottest Hunks of Horror, #7
Caitlin Chason
Aug 19, 2006 at 6:59 pm
Thank you for putting Joey for #7 Hottest Hunk of Horror.
Thank You,
Caitlin
Caitlin Chason
Aug 31, 2006 at 4:00 am
I really love Joey Crusel. Even though he died in NOES 4 I still think he is hot.
Caitlin Chason
Sep 28, 2006 at 5:15 pm
Still, it’s a big thank you. I have seen some movie clips with him in them, and he is so hot. Even when he uses his power in part 3 to break the mirrors with his voice, and he starts talking. I really think his voice sounded really nice.
Caitlin A. Chason
Leah
Oct 28, 2006 at 12:44 pm
I cried when joey died. why did they do that, he was way fit!
Leah
Oct 28, 2006 at 12:45 pm
I HATE YOU FREDDY!!!
Caitlin
Dec 20, 2006 at 3:56 pm
Hey, I saw how Rodney looks now, and I just died when I saw them. I love him so much, and why did he have 2 die in Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master.
Caitlin Chason
Amanda
Dec 25, 2006 at 5:08 pm
hi love ya’ll .
Amanda
Dec 25, 2006 at 5:09 pm
amanda in the house. whats up my pimp scilet.
peaceout
Amanda
Dec 25, 2006 at 5:10 pm
i love every one in the word
jk (i hate most people)
Caitlin Chason
Dec 27, 2006 at 4:30 pm
Joey is mine, so everybody, buzz off.
Les
Apr 25, 2007 at 8:14 pm
Joey is the most hottest boy ive ever seen in any scary movie and ive seen lots i wish he had my space. and hes all mines
Caitlin Chason
May 22, 2007 at 7:48 am
Okay, I love Joey with all me heart, and nobody can take me away from him.
alisha hanlon
Jun 1, 2007 at 3:52 pm
i love him! he has been my crush since i was real little! and im moving a state away from him, and he said we are gonna hangout on my 18th birthday…yes! thats august comming up…a night together in a hotel room. =) ahhh.
~alisha
alisha hanlon
Jun 2, 2007 at 2:43 pm
whats up people? boredddd yea so which movie do you think joey looks hotter in? 3 or 4?
Caitlin
Dec 13, 2007 at 11:36 am
Joey is mine ya’ll.I love him to death,so back off, but I love all ya’ll 2
Caitlin
Dec 13, 2007 at 11:37 am
I love Joey more than any of ya’ll
Caitlin
Mar 27, 2008 at 7:52 am
To:Alisha
From:Caitlin
Alisha, I think he looks hotter in 4, because his hair is so gorgeous, and we can finally here him talk 4 once.Write me back!!!
omi
Jun 27, 2008 at 1:26 am
ok!i have a big crush on joey!i also cried when he died! i watch him over and over again!
omi
Jun 27, 2008 at 1:29 am
HIS HAIR IS GORGEOUS IN 4!HES ALWAYS ON MY MIND.LOVE U JOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!I FAINT WHEN I SEE HIM!WELL…FALL.
Lucas Vancott
Dec 16, 2008 at 10:39 pm
I think Joey was a good character until he was killed by Freddy. Freddy I have some advice for you ….because you killed Joey Crusel but he was still a good character in the third and fourth Nightmare on Elm Street movies but he handsome sexy and attractive for lots of women and Joey if your your in the real world but I am a fat person but you can still meet me and good luck I am sorry that you died and it’s 9:39 pm not 10:39 pm Good luck Joey Crusel
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