Coming Soon: Even More Depravity
Ah, we counted down the top 13 scenes of horror movies, highlighting films of true quality and craftsmanship, films that continue to inspire the genre decades after they first premiered. Films that receive the highest respect from industry professionals and their audiences, films that make one proud to be part of the field.
That’s about enough of THAT, don’t you think? Quality’s getting axed as we move on to the next category, a celebration of the fun and nasty, of the basest elements of human nature and cheap filmmaking. That’s right: the top13 Kewlest Kills!
See how I spelled ‘coolest’ all kuh-razy like that? That’s cuz it’s a kuh-razy category, baby! Let’s celebrate the moments we secretly laughed at while ‘normal’ folk recoiled in disgust, moments full of sauce and splatter and slaughter. The scenes we play over and over on the TV and in our heads. The kind of scenes that get movies banned from entire countries. This is what makes horror fun, folks. Don’t miss a second of the merriment and the massacres. And wear old clothes; this may get messy.
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1 opinion for Coming Soon: Even More Depravity
Marti
Nov 7, 2005 at 1:55 pm
I always wear old clothes - LOL
Kuh-kuh-kuh-can’t wait! LOL!
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