October 31st, 2005
Everybody Needs One of These
I love wonderfully weird people.
We’ve done it; we’ve counted down from the awful to the absolute grotesque. And here are the three worst Halloween costumes this year…
Some of you may know from my Proud White Trash blog that I grew up in a rough neighborhood. The kind of neighborhood where, on Halloween, it was nothing to bust someone’s face and steal their candy. Especially if their costume was stupid.
In honor of this most glorious holiday, this will be an exceptionally heavy content day on The Screamstress.
This is so unbearably lame, I can’t even make fun of it.
Especially if you’re 40. This seems like a frat party prank and even then it’s pretty dumb.
Unless your name is C. Thomas Howell and you’re starring in a little gem called Soul Man, you have no business in this costume.
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