And Now For Something Truly Frightening
You think beheadings and disembowelments are freaky? Scared of the ghosties and beasties living in your closet? To this I say: ha! For something truly scary, take a look at my bank balance.

Why do I share this? Because I am The Screamstress, and am here to make you pee your pants in terror at least once a day. And, it will give you a chance to feel superior to at least one person today.
You’re welcome.
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11 opinions for And Now For Something Truly Frightening
Duncan Riley
Nov 14, 2005 at 11:52 pm
I’ll have to work harder to make sure you get paid lots at the end of the month :-)
Rhys
Nov 15, 2005 at 12:06 am
Aw, thanks!!! ;)
Karine
Nov 15, 2005 at 6:52 am
You’ve definitely nailed it. Nothing like having to worry about how you’re going to pay for food, to keep you from sleeping at night. :)
Best of luck for your account to grow!
Ingrid
Nov 15, 2005 at 8:26 am
If it makes you feel better, here’s mine:
Ingrid
Nov 15, 2005 at 8:27 am
Oops, nevermind, that didn’t work:
http://www.puertoricaninfrance.com/images/bank.jpg
Rhys
Nov 15, 2005 at 11:04 am
Karine–you are so right. I’d rather take on a masked maniac any day, at least it’s over quick. And thank you for the well wishes, and for being sweet enough to tough out this blog even though you don’t like horror. :)
Rhys
Nov 15, 2005 at 11:05 am
Aaaaaa!!!!! Ingrid out-horrified me! Hey Ing, want to rob a bank or something?
Ingrid
Nov 16, 2005 at 2:42 am
I’ve been practicing robbing banks on City of Villains. I’m getting quite good at it. ;)
Karine
Nov 16, 2005 at 4:43 am
Heh, what can I say, I liek to broaden my horizons ;)
Besides, this blog is very entertaining, so it’s worth toughing it out :D
Rhys
Nov 16, 2005 at 2:08 pm
Karine–you’re a trooper!
Ingrid–I have no video game robbing experience, but I saw a movie where a bunch of cheerleaders robbed a bank and totally got away with it. And they were pretty dumb, so I’m sure we could pull it off. ;)
Ingrid
Nov 16, 2005 at 2:46 pm
I saw that movie! It was called … er .. Sugar … something… am I thinking of the right one?
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