Video Vault: A Very Cronenberg Christmas
December 11, 2009 by Alison
On the first day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me
a hunk of new flesh in a TV
On the second day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me
two psychosexual twin Doctors
and a hunk of new flesh in a TV
On the third day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me
three gooey Brundleflies
two psychosexual twin Doctors
and a hunk of new flesh in a TV
On the fourth day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me
four sexytime parasites
three gooey Brundleflies
two psychosexual twin Doctors
and a hunk of new flesh in a TV
On the fifth day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me
five rabid porn stars
four sexytime parasites
three gooey Brundleflies
two psychosexual twin Doctors
and a hunk of new flesh in a TV
On the sixth day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me
six mutant women
five rabid porn stars
four sexytime parasites
three gooey Brundleflies
two psychosexual twin Doctors
and a hunk of new flesh in a TV
On the seventh day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me
seven exploding heads
six mutant women
five rabid porn stars
four sexytime parasites
three gooey Brundleflies
two psychosexual twin Doctors
and a hunk of new flesh in a TV
On the eighth day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me
eight talking assholes
seven exploding heads
six mutant women
five rabid porn stars
four sexytime parasites
three gooey Brundleflies
two psychosexual twin Doctors
and a hunk of new flesh in a TV
On the ninth day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me
nine umbilical bio-ports
eight talking assholes
seven exploding heads
six mutant women
five rabid porn stars
four sexytime parasites
three gooey Brundleflies
two psychosexual twin Doctors
and a hunk of new flesh in a TV
On the tenth day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me
ten tantalizing car crash scars
nine umbilical bio-ports
eight talking assholes
seven exploding heads
six mutant women
five rabid porn stars
four sexytime parasites
three gooey Brundleflies
two psychosexual twin Doctors
and a hunk of new flesh in a TV
On the eleventh day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me
eleven questionable orifices
ten tantalizing car crash scars
nine umbilical bio-ports
eight talking assholes
seven exploding heads
six mutant women
five rabid porn stars
four sexytime parasites
three gooey Brundleflies
two psychosexual twin Doctors
and a hunk of new flesh in a TV
On the twelfth day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me
twelve creepy kiddies
eleven questionable orifices
ten tantalizing car crash scars
nine umbilical bio-ports
eight talking assholes
seven exploding heads
six mutant women
five rabid porn stars
four sexytime parasites
three gooey Brundleflies
two psychosexual twin Doctors
and a hunk of new flesh in a TV
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