The Hottest Hunks of Horror, #7
#7: Rodney Eastman as Joey Crusel in Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors.
He was in NOES part 4, also, but I’m not counting that one, largely due to the lameness of that film’s script and the largeness of Rodney’s mullet.
In Dream Warriors (the second best film of the series, second only to the original) Rodney plays Joey, a sweet, cute, mute teen locked in a nuthouse. But it’s one of those nuthouses for teens-whose-parents-don’t-understand-them, not the kind with real crazy people. So you’re probably thinking: Cute, sweet, AND he can’t talk? What more could a girl want?!
Get off my man, Nancy!!
Not too much more. Except maybe a little more of the gray matter. Joey doesn’t seem to be the sharpest tool in the shed, considering Freddy trapped him in EXACTLY the same way in both movies. Joey, Joey…if you see a half-naked blond woman trying to lure you away from safety with the false promise of sexual adventures…run!
But anyway, his sweetness and vulnerability melted the icy exterior of this horror maiden, I can tell you. In fact, show me a woman who doesn’t love Joey Crusel, and I’ll show you a heartless wench.
Wassa matter, Joey? Skank got your tongue?
Here’s to you, Joey: not too bright, but always loved.
Thank you for putting Joey for #7 Hottest Hunk of Horror.
Thank You,
Caitlin
I really love Joey Crusel. Even though he died in NOES 4 I still think he is hot.
Still, it’s a big thank you. I have seen some movie clips with him in them, and he is so hot. Even when he uses his power in part 3 to break the mirrors with his voice, and he starts talking. I really think his voice sounded really nice.
Caitlin A. Chason
I cried when joey died. why did they do that, he was way fit!
I HATE YOU FREDDY!!!
Hey, I saw how Rodney looks now, and I just died when I saw them. I love him so much, and why did he have 2 die in Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master.
Caitlin Chason
hi love ya’ll .
amanda in the house. whats up my pimp scilet.
peaceout
i love every one in the word
jk (i hate most people)
Joey is mine, so everybody, buzz off.
Joey is the most hottest boy ive ever seen in any scary movie and ive seen lots i wish he had my space. and hes all mines
Okay, I love Joey with all me heart, and nobody can take me away from him.
i love him! he has been my crush since i was real little! and im moving a state away from him, and he said we are gonna hangout on my 18th birthday…yes! thats august comming up…a night together in a hotel room. =) ahhh.
~alisha
whats up people? boredddd yea so which movie do you think joey looks hotter in? 3 or 4?
Joey is mine ya’ll.I love him to death,so back off, but I love all ya’ll 2
I love Joey more than any of ya’ll
To:Alisha
From:Caitlin
Alisha, I think he looks hotter in 4, because his hair is so gorgeous, and we can finally here him talk 4 once.Write me back!!!
ok!i have a big crush on joey!i also cried when he died! i watch him over and over again!
HIS HAIR IS GORGEOUS IN 4!HES ALWAYS ON MY MIND.LOVE U JOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!I FAINT WHEN I SEE HIM!WELL…FALL.
I think Joey was a good character until he was killed by Freddy. Freddy I have some advice for you ….because you killed Joey Crusel but he was still a good character in the third and fourth Nightmare on Elm Street movies but he handsome sexy and attractive for lots of women and Joey if your your in the real world but I am a fat person but you can still meet me and good luck I am sorry that you died and it’s 9:39 pm not 10:39 pm Good luck Joey Crusel
caitlin: yeah i agree! he looked hotter with the longer hair. hes hott now too though, and hes a real sweet guy…i was just talking to him on the phone.
Joey says he is married to a beautiful girl so stop hitting on him you attractive women and Joey had sex with her in bed and knocked her up 12 times to get lots of children and Joey is a handsome man and leave him alone so he can get on with his life good luck Joey Crusel.
To all the girls who wrote notes too Joey Crusel stay the fuck away from him or I will find you and go on a date with you but you girls don’t know where I live so all of you Fuck Off.
joeys a yr older then me,but dam i think he is so,so very hot.id love to have him as a boyfriend(if he were gay):)love ya joey!!!