And Now For Something Truly Frightening
You think beheadings and disembowelments are freaky? Scared of the ghosties and beasties living in your closet? To this I say: ha! For something truly scary, take a look at my bank balance.
Why do I share this? Because I am The Screamstress, and am here to make you pee your pants in terror at least once a day. And, it will give you a chance to feel superior to at least one person today.
You’re welcome.
I’ll have to work harder to make sure you get paid lots at the end of the month
Aw, thanks!!!
You’ve definitely nailed it. Nothing like having to worry about how you’re going to pay for food, to keep you from sleeping at night.
Best of luck for your account to grow!
If it makes you feel better, here’s mine:
Oops, nevermind, that didn’t work:
http://www.puertoricaninfrance.com/images/bank.jpg
Karine–you are so right. I’d rather take on a masked maniac any day, at least it’s over quick. And thank you for the well wishes, and for being sweet enough to tough out this blog even though you don’t like horror.
Aaaaaa!!!!! Ingrid out-horrified me! Hey Ing, want to rob a bank or something?
I’ve been practicing robbing banks on City of Villains. I’m getting quite good at it.
Heh, what can I say, I liek to broaden my horizons
Besides, this blog is very entertaining, so it’s worth toughing it out
Karine–you’re a trooper!
Ingrid–I have no video game robbing experience, but I saw a movie where a bunch of cheerleaders robbed a bank and totally got away with it. And they were pretty dumb, so I’m sure we could pull it off.
I saw that movie! It was called … er .. Sugar … something… am I thinking of the right one?