13 Kewlest Kills, #6
#6: Cotton Candy Cocoons in Killer Klowns From Outer Space
This fun romp of a film has the distinction of being Jeremy’s favorite horror movie. (And by favorite, I think he may have meant ‘the only horror movie I ever watched.’)

If you haven’t seen this, well…you have to. Even though it has far more humor than scares, (unless you have a thing about clowns, of course) this qualifies as a horror movie if for nothing else than all the kewl kills.
A meteor-type thingee crashes to earth, and when the yokels go to investigate, they find it has transformed into a circus tent. For some reason, the yokels don’t find this strange. Which is too bad, because they’re about to get it good!

I don’t think I’ve ever seen more creative killing methods than in this movie. The Klowns spray people with popcorn that later turns into tiny, biting, little clown heads! They hide in pizza boxes to get the job done! And their method of choice: they spray their victims with a ray gun that envelops them in a cotton candy cocoon that cannibalizes them. Awesome! Buy me a ticket to the circus!

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1 opinion for 13 Kewlest Kills, #6
Ingrid
Dec 5, 2005 at 9:05 am
Hahaha, this is a great movie! But I admit the clowns totally freak me out. I will never look at clowns the same way again after “It” :)
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