13 Kewlest Kills, #3
#3: Zombie Lawn Mower Massacre in Dead Alive
Poor Lionel! All he wants to do is romance the girl of his dreams, but a blasted rat monkey has infected the town and turned most of the people into zombies.
These zombies keep multiplying in Lionel’s basement, and once everyone at a big party gets turned into the walking dead, the fun really starts!
Lionel’s finally had enough. But how do you take out as room full of zombies? Strap a lawn mower to your chest, of course. (Please note: blades facing outward.)
Soon, zombie parts are flying everywhere, and the air is thick with red stuff. Just to give you an idea, this scene pumped out five gallons of blood per second. Awesome! It’s too bad Peter Jackson ruined his great reputation after this amazing film by going on to make trash about a bunch of elf people.
Not only is the kill kewl because of the gore, but the trouble with most kills is that they’re over too fast. Not here…there be zombies galore to slice-n-dice!
At the end, Lionel looks quite satisfied with his work. As he has every right to.
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