13 Kewlest Kills, #12
On to #12 in the gnarliest countdown ever: Debbie Can’t Check Out
Yes, I know I’ve made fun of the script before. But A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master , has some of the Kewlest Kills ever. There is no series with more creative, fun, and sicko kills than NOES. Which is probably why you’ll see my man Freddy more than once on this list.
Debbie sure does like to work out! What a strong and healthy girl! She eats right, exercises, and abhors dirty things, especially roaches. Eew, roaches!
She’s pumping some iron when Freddy comes to visit one day. He thinks Debbie can do better, and to encourage her in true personal-trainer fashion, he pushes down on the bar to add a little extra weight.
Guess our Debs hasn’t been training hard enough, though, because her elbows rip apart from her arms. Oh, Debbie. Should have drunk more protein shakes!
Cool? Sure. But kewl? Not quite yet.
Debbie tries to get away and finds herself trapped in sticky orange goo. She struggles to move, which is hard because her arms and legs are falling off. And her face, too…she keeps disintegrating until she’s a …roach! Who says horror movies are stupid? It’s like Kafka, dude!
So Debbie the roach sees a big eye looking at her. And we hear Freddy’s voice: “You can check in, but you can’t check out!” Yes, Debbie’s caught in a roach ‘motel.’ Freddy grins and…squish. Goodbye, Debbie.
Totally awesome. Hope the filmmakers got some advertising money from RAID. Or whoever the company was who came up with that slogan.
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