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13 Best Horror VHS Covers, #3

by Rhys on January 11th, 2006

#3: Slumber Party Massacre

Ah, I have such fond memories of this movie…watching it at …well, slumber parties, of course! My friend Jennifer got so scared, she refused to order pizza for years. Ha!! Wuss.

Okay, would you look at this AWESOME box? It is so unbelievably kick-ass. Listen close, children, for this is what horror should be:

1. Splatter kills
2. Boobies!

The movies today…where’s the boobies? You cannot have a horror masterpiece without the ‘dirty pillows.’

I love how the ‘high school’ girls are all cowering there on the box in a big pile, chests heaving against skimpy lingerie. The wonderful tackiness of it all!

And no, guys, that’s not how we really dress at slumber parties. Sorry.

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